“I’m simply trying to accumulate shit loads of experience so I can eventually demand to be paid.”
“I am actually beginning to understand the ingredients to the recipe, stupid green bean casserole.”
“Why on earth would I get a job when I can stand here and ask people like you for money?”
(Two men sitting, having a discussion)
A) How is your wife?
B) She’s good. Only complaint I have is that she won’t suck my dick. (anymore?)(perhaps?)
A) Bummer
B) Does your girl suck your dick?
A) Man, holy cow, best blow job I’ve ever had.
B) Yeah, she looks like she’d be good at it.
(Character A examines character B in scrutiny)
I need help! I need help examining. Yeah, I know I can and perhaps should do this on my own, but don’t you understand that the reason I’m asking is because I can’t, I’ve tried and I can’t. I’m dying here. Just listen.